so i got shot at...

seriously. remember that post when i said "..if i don't get shot. seriously..."? well dammit i'm a prophet cuz i got shot at today. by whom you ask? let me tell you, by the educated, normally professional acting, older woman whose belongings we were putting out by the curb.

i can understand her being upset. even though she's had every opportunity over the past 2+ months to make some kind of arrangements, it still sucks when it happens. so i understand that. and she did totally act like an ass when we showed up with the sheriff. tried every argument in the book to get us to leave, but by then it was way past too late. her son was there to complicate things of course. the sheriff was adamant though, so we started CAREFULLY placing her items outside. we were told we didnt hafta be nice about it, but we did cuz i don't roll like that.

anyway, we get all of her stuff outside without much incident. her daughter showed up to help watch the stuff while her son went and got a uhaul. she had just got the last of the stuff and i followed her out to the sidewalk. i was standing there when she got into a heated argument with her sons wife. it was kinda intense so i observed incase i needed to involve the sheriff. all of a sudden, she turned my direction, with a gun in her hand! it was all matrix-y and slow motion as she pointed it at me so turned and did like road runner for the door! i head a loud CRACK as i dove in, right down the stairs to the feet of the sheriff, who immediately drew his gun and went outside looking for her, but she had fled the scene.

so of course i filed a report and am pressing charges. wouldn't you? i'm sure she'll give herself up eventually. i mean until now, she was a pretty respectable person. she has a job, kids, i think she may have even gone to church LOL who knows? well thats all over now cuz she's going to prison. well at least jail.

i love my job. well.....